Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father.""My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that," the little boy replied The priest looked up from his book and smiled."I am the Father of many" he replied."My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way," the boy persisted.The priest became a little impatient"I am the Father of hundreds" he explained and went back to reading his book.The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over."Maybe you should wear your pants on backwards instead of your collar"